​AKPOS STUDIES THE BIBLE WITH HIS PASTOR

Pastor: What bible character built the ark? Akpos: Noah! Pastor: Correct! According to the bible how many humans survived the great flood? Akpos: 9 people Pastor: U did well! But look attentively at the image below the paragraph. How many humans are there? Akpos: 8 people Pastor: Correct! So how many people survived the flood…

IT’S THEIR WORK O! (joke)

Your set have all graduated but 5 years after you are still in the school retaking just one course and you decided to cheat this year by carrying expo. On the exam day, you were finally able to answer the questions but because you don’t want your friends to suspect you, you just bone all…

WEED (joke)

​My Name is Mufu from Osun and this is my story. I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm. I decided to leave for my house but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so i started recalling old comedies and started laughing on…

A TOUCHING STORY

NOTE: This is really a touching story but I know you would love it. One day a little boy closed from school. On his way home he saw a cat lying by the street side as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy  came close and touched the cat to see if…

AKPORS

Akpos is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in advance for post-match interviews because his English isnt that good. They had a few mock interviews, and told him to answer exactly the same way during the live interviews because they usually…

NEW YEAR GREETING

Yipeee…… Really glad you made it to witness the year 2016. 2015 was indeed a good and wonderful year as we all expected and I am sure our expectations for the 2016 shall be reached as the year rolls by. I want to thank everyone who has read my post/stories, either you gave good comments…

END OF THE YEAR PROMO

It is now few days to New Year! Last year one man sent me 2 bags of rice and he won American Visa lottery. He has since moved to America with his family. One Doctor sent me an Italian leather shoes, a designer perfume and a gold wrist watch and he shared a testimony that…

CHRISTMAS GREETING

Since I have not uploaded a post on my blog for sometime now and here has been so quiet I want to take this opportunity to send shout out greetings to: My mom My dad My sister My brother My nephew My nieces My aunts My uncles My cousins My grandmother My grandfather My great…

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian national anthem was in English language. Back then, it used to be like: “Araiz oh compamshown Najeriya skolobey Tusa awa fadaslan witlo an sley anfe Dale bo of awahirosfa Shaleba vi inveh Tusa tusa awa mayt Worle shobon in fridom Pisan yuniti” Hehehe, don’t…

CONFUSION

CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot… . .

NIGERIAN FEAR

  A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: “Push!…” But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the baby’s head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Nigeria? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What…

POSH (JOKE)

A lecturer walked into a lecture room and announced there would be an emergency test; and went straight to the board to write the instructions as: 1 Time is 15 minutes 2. no copying 3. No cancelliation of answers 4. you can open your textbook or notebook 5. Once it is 15 minutes, raise your…