POSH (JOKE)

A lecturer walked into a lecture room and announced there would be an emergency test; and went straight to the board to write the instructions as: 1 Time is 15 minutes 2. no copying 3. No cancelliation of answers 4. you can open your textbook or notebook 5. Once it is 15 minutes, raise your…

FUNNY:: GREAT NIGERIAN IBO PEOPLE.

Personally, I mean personally I love Ibo people. Although they have what freaks me but their high business sense makes me love them more. Yeah I know, ‘I too like money’ but hey who doesn’t. A father enrolled his son into a private school in lagos and the boy was to sit for the entrance…

EXPERIMENT

Alright everyone. Lets try this experiment. Lock your wife/girlfriend in one room and lock your dog in another room. After about 2-3 hours, open their doors and see who bites you first. NotE: (I’d advise you not to try this at home, as this stunts are performed by professionals who are now divorced and living…

WOW! A CREAM THAT REPLACES THE USE OF CONDOMS

Super kudos to W.H.O who have really worked on this new invention. This cream is to be used as a replacement to condoms durring sex, moreover its affordable and proven effective, so now we can have flesh to flesh sex without fear of HIV/AIDs at all. Just go to any pharmacy store close to you…

THE MENTAL VISIT (ARO HOSPITAL)

Hi everyone who is a somebody. I was so jobless and out of ideas on what to write yesterday but today I’m going to share what happened at the hospital i visited yesterday. Have heard of Aro mental hospital like a million times but have never ever planned to visit there but I was ther…

ASHAME

Lol. I got to the bank yesterday and I noticed everyone was looking at me, I thought this was because I looked good then I noticed this head-to-toe gorgeously looking lady walking towards me and I quickly composed myself with hope of being able to get a shot. She kept walking towards me and came…