THE INTRODUCTION OF AKPORS

Young man, you are coming to seek my
daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing
gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or
smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke
and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to
the club.
Father-In-Law: You club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I
came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: You’ve also been in prison before?
Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed
somebody!!
Father-In-Law: What!!! You’re a killer and you me
to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a
certain man that didn’t allow me marry his
daughter, so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: You are highly welcome my son.
You are on the right track. You are absolutely the
right man for my daughter.

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Adesanya says:

    Lol…akpors d king

    Like

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